Ethan

Mirrek is seldom absent and one of Chase's best friends.

Description
The group fuckhead, Ethan is both clinically insane and mentally retarded. He is the group DM for Dungeons and Dragons, and has five Campaigns under his belt. Ethan has a habit of playing and/or talking about games that others in the group are less fond of. Notable examples include Ark: Survival Evolved, Persona, Xenoblade Chronicles, World of Warcraft etc. He looks inexplicably like both Mat from Supermega and Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad. He is the walking, talking embodiment of a sorry sack of shit who has never felt the loving touch of a woman.


 * Ethan is a primordial being from the Nth plane. His thoughts and intentions are beyond your comprehension as a mere mortal.
 * Ethan's favorite song is not Wonderwall, however his favorite song is Wonderwall.
 * Ethan has an adoration for Android women and Dragon women in fiction. This has been the butt of many a joke, and has even impacted the overall course of his main Pathfinder campaign. What a lonely bastard....
 * You lost the game.

From Ethan

 * "Nice asshole." - Ethan was trying to sarcastically say "nice" while calling someone an asshole. He tragically forgot to include a comma and it was history.
 * "I no hit." - While being murdered in Fornite, Ethan screamed this to convince his attackers that he was both unarmed and peaceful. It did not stop them from slaughtering him.
 * "We don't need this, we don't need this, we don't need this." - Ethan said this while playing Pulsar: Lost Colony with Chase, Sammy, and William
 * "Gneurshk" - A quote from this video.
 * "Sit on my tater tot." - A randomly generated catchphrase that he used while playing Jackbox 6: Joke Boat.
 * "I just failed No Nut November." - Ethan when looking at a painting in Toz's video. This could be a subtle nod to Yoshikage Kira's fetish for hands and how he recalled that he was aroused when he saw Mona Lisa.
 * "Is being gay a fetish?" - Ethan needed an extremely important question answered.
 * "I have to fight the Demon in Pain and Demon from Below... As a pyromancer!!! AAAAAGHHHHH!!" - Fuck that boss holy shit.

About Ethan

 * popbbbpbpp

Events Participated in

 * 1) The poo poo challenge
 * 2) The annual Fucking of Your Mom.